lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

rebuy:

strangers who are nice on the phone or smile at you in the street make me so happy

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. - Tyrion Lannister (via guy)

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.